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Symphonic Catastrophes

I am Stephanie, known to some as Ned, The Sock Monster, and First Mate Spiffy Trousers to Captain Fancy Pants aboard the Princess Oscar. I sit on escalators. I am a foodie. I love writing (and reading). And also many other things. Like The Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Harry Potter and the YouTubes.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

let’s be real when did it stop being 2007

onceuponamirror:

captaincalahaan:

On the Jolly Roger - episode 1
© captaincalahaan

ok more please

onceuponamirror:

captaincalahaan:

On the Jolly Roger - episode 1

© captaincalahaan

ok more please

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

imageAND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

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HANG ON I FIXED IT

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swanspirate:

Do you sometimes rewatch season one and watch Emma being sad and alone. Whispering to your screen “you’re going to be so loved soon”

And cry cause she has literally no idea her pirate is coming.

Yes.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:


xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

(Source: carlosbaila)

(Source: timomundson)

harajukuspice:

old madonna had a farm come on come on vogue

damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement

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